Why Mr. C doesn't do the pruning around here

So, I get up this morning and over my cup of tea, Mr. C says he's seen some ideas for the garden, and he'd like me to incorporate them if I would. He says he's sent them to me in an email. And this is what I see:



Oookaaay, but the real kicker was the second one. Now the question remains, which way would I point it?